11 Reasons why you should not read my blog

Hi all

I finally spent some of my unused and usually decently-pervertic creativity(refer to the url of the blog. Try deciphering it. You will get the idea) to some good use to get this blog into shape in order to splutter out the usual mishappenings and crap that our life is bestowed with , in a manner that all the puzzle pieces fall together into a beautiful canvas over a period of time. Now, lets not be me-emo-you-emo .

I strictly advise you not to visit my blog. Why ? Well..its surely not as significant a topic as Paris Hilton intentionally undergoing a wardrobe malfunction (which infact IS the most common function), but it still is.

So, try and browse away NOW

Still here ? Maybe you should go Here and make some more bullsh** of your valuable time and energy.

Still here ? Now, maybe you need some convincing.

So, stay away from my blog because ~

1. You will not find any of those chirpy-bubbly-dimply talks which some of the "dudes" in college very intently engage in with *you know who*s (read Girls) for very obvious reasons. I write equally from my brain and heart , often devoid of any adulteration.

2.I call a spade a spade. Except if you happen to be a college senior in which case I need to be very careful for my and solely my well being (exceptions being a couple of seniors with whom I feel very comfortable interacting with).

3.I have been in trouble earlier resulting from my sudden disregard of circumstances forced by the circumstances themselves. E.g. The most famous event in school life was me getting completely pissed off in the middle of my Chemistry paper and doing something I do regret but surely cherish for the sole reason of me showing to myself that situations cant guide me beyond a certain limit. I will reserve this piece of event for the future in case you still shamelessly stroll back.

4.I have quite a happening life nowadays and there is a mammoth amount of utter nonsense waiting to be kicked out of my mind. You dont need to buy masala at your local store.

5. I do not indulge in shamelessly long and you-suck-because-you-cant-read-long- sentences type of language which I and only I am able to comprehend with absolute disregard for the optical capabilities of your eyes and the maximum mental flexibility which God has bestowed you with making you feel much more inferior and fallen fueling your desire to band your head against the comp. screen and make a point to yourself not to visit such idiotic and ridiculous blogs again.

Well...you get the idea what I am trying to say.

6.I always happen to have some free time for my computer antics giving me ample time to regularly update my blog. Which subsequently gives me ample opportunity to waste more of your time.

7.You belong to the I-hate-blogspot-love-wordpress community.

8.You hate Manchester United. In that case, I am your worst nightmare. So, shuhhh !!

9. You dont like my face. (I dont give a shit anyways)

10.You still dont like my face. (I already said I dont give a shit)

11. If you visit my site regularly, you will force me to waste my precious time updating the blog and forget my priorities. Because it is 1:13 AM in the night as I write this post and I have my End Semester Engineering Drawing Practicals tomorrow morning at 9:30 for which I need to study 7 chapters !!! and I havent even started yet !!!

God bless me.
And you too.

Goodbye and I will update the blog if I return alive from the ED practical.

Rohil Sinha